An ass from the past.

While nosing through an online dating site you discover pics of your ex-wife. She looks hotter than ever. You:

A) Muse glassy-eyed at "what might have been."

B) Feel a tinge of guilt knowing you've found happiness while she is still lonely and searching for a special someone.

C) Call her out of the blue knowing the odds are good you can still hit it.

D) Register under a phoney name and send her a "wink", attaching pics from a gay porn site.